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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Hillary Clinton Wins The Onion's Bullshit Vote


Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters
Posted by The Crack Emcee at 4:49 PM
Labels: comedy, hillary clinton, humor, penn and teller's bullshit, politics, the onion

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